shejustwantssomuch:

buttcheekpalmkang:

tsunamiwavesurfing:

ionno why but “sell ass” is one of funniest expressions to me

Just think if they sold it like weed with different names too.

“Aye girl, lemme get a gram of “Wagon Dragin” and 2 ounces of “bootylicious bubblegum”.

LMAOOOOOOO

death-by-lulz:

Wise words from Cruella.

why is it so wrong when men don’t want to marry and lose all their financial assets & freedoms either? Why are we always the ones that “let the good one get away.” Like there aren’t women out here preying on men in the form of marriage/relationships to get under whatever good thing he may have going on…

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

fun fact! the producer of shrek based Lord Farquaad on his evil former boss, the CEO of disney, Michael Eisner. They even look the fucking same

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in real life Eisner is pretty tall. on the other hand, the shrek producer, Jeffrey Katzenberg, is quite short . Eisner, being an asshole, once infamously said of Katenzberg, “I think I hate that little midget.” 

so 5′0″ Katzenberg went and turned his asshole boss into a little person named Lord Fuckwad

yeah